tastefullyoffensive:

[notkeenonscorpions]

bethsus:

opens facebook

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closes facebook

cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

shitmishacollinssays:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

Okay this is the best ever.
dickens wrote something classicly racist / stereotypic so i told him to stop it and now emily dickinson and charles dickens won’t stop fighting over changing the spelling of ‘dickens’ back and forth between dickens and dickinson like the goddamn fairies and the pink and blue in sleeping beauty.

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

bearans:

can you believe jesus is back.. at it again at krispy kreme

literallysnokoplasm:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

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dickofbutts:

the winner

dickofbutts:

the winner

shonengrump:

when you got your ass beat in smash brothers

shonengrump:

when you got your ass beat in smash brothers

bluberryattack:

We don’t talk about Professor Binns enough. He just woke up one day and forgot to take his body with him and then was just like “fuck it, I’ve got a class to teach.”